J.R. Smith says he got benched 9 seconds into guarding Kobe Bryant as an NBA rookie
โCrazy because in shootaround, we going through walkthroughs, doing plays and shit. Bryon Scott is trying to explain the triangle and where Kobe going to be at and his moves and shitโ
โHe was like, โHe's going to go two dribbles right baseline. He gonna pump fake, stay down. He's going to pump fake again. Stay down.โ I'm like, โAll rightโโ
โWe go through another play. He tell me, โHe going to go two dribbles right, pump fake, stay down, pump fake, stay down, and then make him pass it out. Worst case, he'll take a tough shot over top of you. We can live with that.โ Iโm like, โAll rightโโ
โWe go over another play. I was like, โYo, bro, if you tell me he about to go two dribbles right and pump fake and then pump fake... I got it. All right.โ โHe do it and your ass go for it, I'm taking you outโโ
โI get in the game. I swear to God bro. I wasn't in the game nine seconds. When I tell you this man went two dribbles right. But the way he took his two dribbles, I'm thinking he going to the cup for sureโ
โThis motherfucker pump fake. Jump. Boop. Swish. Beep. Sub. He took me right outโ
Drake facetimed Bendadonnn and started accusing him of selling unregulated cologne back in the day and that cologne was sliming people out ๐ญโ ๏ธ
"The people you sold that cologne to didn't get to see the light of day..."
Richard Jefferson and Andre Iguodala debating whoโs caught more bodies throughout their NBA career ๐
Iggy: โI got more bodies than you. I got bodies.โ
RJ: โYou got more bodies?โ
Iggy: โHave you caught Yao Ming?โ
RJ: โI canโt say, I caught Tim Duncan.โ
Iggy: โI caught Tim Duncan too.โ
RJ: โI caught Dwight Howard.โ
Iggy: โThatโs impressive.โ
RJ: โWith the left, off the right leg.โ
Iggy: โI got somebody that does not get go.โ
RJ: โWho?โ
Iggy: โRasheed Wallace, body to bodyโ
RJ: โI got Dikembe [Mutombo]. I got Alonzo [Mourning].โ
Iggy: โI got Alonzo too.โ
RJ: โYou really think you got more bodies than me?โ
Iggy: โYeh! I got bodies!โ
RJ: โMore hops is one thing, but more bodies? I was a body collector bro.โ
via @Rjeff24
"Gettin caught for a gun aint really that bad, i rather d*e in prison, i rather d*e wit a gun in my hand, i could never go out like ๐คซ im jus playin" this nigga really the goat๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅ
They had 6 players on the court. Stopped the game. Didnt give a tech. Didnt reset the shot clock or time.
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