Tom

Teacher extrordinaire-ily normal

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@JDsLeftSock @fesshole The dog's name is "Strangers"

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@Catshealdeprsn Cat (Jaws)
Cat (Milk)
Cat (Goodfellas)
Cat (Cats)

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@timkeyperson Lemontree & Sky Bar Restaurant Bratislava - decent views. Mad cocktails. Tasty food.

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@timkeyperson Eat: langoš. It's Hungarian really, but utterly delicious. A big, deep fried disc of dough topped with garlic, cream and cheese.

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@timkeyperson Slovak National Collection of Wines. 100 minutes to taste as much as you like of the best 72 Slovak wines of the last year. You pour the wine yourself - €30

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@bagsfan75_Tony Ha Ha You're Dead https://t.co/8OE57BeuZH

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@TheBarmyArmy The '05 Australian team were just so good, and the effort it took to beat them was what made the series so special. Had the rain in Manchester stayed away, the comeback narrative might have pushed the '23 series ahead.

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@bechillcomedian Say "sorry, I'm too nervous to imagine you all naked!" Then sit down, put "The Stripper" on Spotify, and stare expectantly at them.

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@bbctms 480/10

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@BBCSport I'm backing him to take the 18 wickets he needs to move up to 4th place tomorrow.

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@JoshPughComic Don't wanna have to pay $8 every time I get a message

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@IrvineWelsh

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@elf_lyons My wife got her dress from the Red Cross charity shop in Edinburgh. Looked amazing, cost £200, money went to charity. Everybody wins!

British Red Cross shop, Stockbridge
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https://t.co/WNsLAzm2S4

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@JohanSalomon bxa9?

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@englandcricket He hasn't aged day!

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@tpontes12 @chesscom The only other option is to move the king onto the g file, then the rook slides over to g5 and forks the king and bishop

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@BBCBreaking Wait... Is this an April fool and he's actually dead?

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@alyankovic

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@sometimesmovies Tie your key onto your shoe like so!

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@benpartridge https://t.co/Y8XUvpgGXj this will change your life. Or, at the very least, provide you with a tasty meal.