I used to think "alter ego" meant you had an older/younger sibling and looked identical to each other. I told my mom about this theory and she didn't even correct me, she just let me think that til someone else made me feel dumb lol
I am the definition of "life kicks you when you're down" and/or "murphys law" but you know what, I'm still here and still standing. Doing this shit. Suck my dick life! Mama ain't raise no bitch!