Taylor Klempel

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

My 2026 Super Bowl champion..

(With an evil twist ending 🪾)

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Adam Carolla: "The 2 biggest tells from the ret*rds on the left is Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk. That's how I know you guys are lying and you have Trump Derangement Syndrome and we never have to f*cking listen to you ever again."

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Public officials need to go to jail here.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Our MVP.

Thank you, Cal, for a season baseball will never forget.

[Taylor Klempel @tklempel51]

@Softykjr Couldn’t sleep. Tucking in my 8 year old son last night. “Dad, I don’t know what I’ll do if the Mariners make the World Series.” Me too son. Me too.

[MLB @MLB]

As the chants rang loud … Julio delivered 🔱

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

When October arrives, the Sound gets louder. #SeizeTheMoment

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

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Football at 1

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Good Luck!!

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

Hey, @MSNBC, go fuck yourself.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

MSNBC says Charlie Kirk may have been shot by a supporter as part of a celebration. These people are evil:

[Taylor Klempel @tklempel51]

@flySEA get your shit together! Been waiting on the tarmac for over an hour and a half because you can’t find us a gate to use. This happens all the time! Unbelievable!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I think it's safe to say that JD Vance gives zero f*cks.

Shout out to Jose Padilla (@SenAlexPadilla)

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

What’s happening in Seattle right now in a nutshell:

Words are violence
Silence is violence
Violence is not violence

[Seattle Supersonics @SeattleSonics]

tweeting it into existence

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

To a decade of leadership, poise, and authenticity.

Forever grateful, 16.

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

“How did we get here?” asks the party that got us here. 😂

[Ian Haworth @ighaworth]

2020: Joe Biden has a stutter.
2021: Joe Biden has a stutter.
2022: Joe Biden has a stutter.
2023: Joe Biden has a stutter.
2024: Joe Biden has a stutter.
2025: Buy my book on the cover-up of Biden’s mental decline!

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Reminder to Democrats:

Trump 45 was a puppy dog who walked into office ready to make deals with you and govern from the middle.

But you couldn’t control your demonic urges. You had to impeach him and shoot him and now you get what you get. Don’t throw a fit.

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the legislative priorities of Washington state Democrats: