Richard Knickson

Welcome to the two-way petting zoo, where you pet the animals and they pet you back

[Richard Knickson @tkm10601]

Watch someone from Is**** win it

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

The U.S. Powerball jackpot is going international for the first time, with players outside the United States able to participate beginning with tonight’s drawing.

[TommyNFG @tommynfg_]

Can we just start arresting these corrupt executives like bro I promise I can survive without the $51

[jah 🎱 @lustclouds]

I love New York cause you realize trends don’t really “die” here. There will always be people rocking shit from all different time periods tbh

[Richard Knickson @tkm10601]

Sure the MetroNorth is overall much more quieter and chill than the subway, but everyone coughs so damn much on that train

[Richard Knickson @tkm10601]

This shit believable to them cuz its not far removed from the deviant shit the Republicans they vote for actually do in real life

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The absolute state of older American voters

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

I just stole a $65 shirt from the mall and I can’t stop giggling, stealing makes me so happy man

[Richard Knickson @tkm10601]

I just bought a new thing of garlic powder 6 months ago. I'll be alright so long as they figure this out within the next 3 presidencies.

[People @people]

Garlic Powder Recalled Nationwide Due to Risk of Bacterial Contamination That Can Cause Vomiting and Diarrhea https://t.co/XHN9HGyabY

[Big Baller Brandon @BrandonBeck4]

Olivia Miles rookie year through 27 games

Game 1 - "Ooo that's a cool/fun highlight mix"
Game 5 - "This is the obvious ROY"
Game 10 - "She is gonna win an MVP someday"
Game 20 - "She might win the MVP this year"
Game 27 - "This is the best basketball player I have ever seen"

[Vy @evenparadise]

Hits truly don’t hit like they used to because when WBT had its run…. You couldn’t go anywhere without hearing it…. I’ve not only never heard this song… but never heard of this artist 😭😭😭😭

[#BertaOut @NadavIsHere]

Robert Downey Jr be like

[Richard Knickson @tkm10601]

The only time i will ever have sympathy for an athlete goin broke is if their financial advisor or some other manager was stealin from them, otherwise even if ur career is only 4 yrs you still made more than what 90% of humans will see in their entire lives, toughen up lol

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie.

[Jazmine @_JayyElle]

I think the funniest thing is if the man was fine we would be like “We understand!” Him being ugly really pissed everybody off

[BIG UNC @CJ_Urbane]

Imagine your girl gets outed for dating ugly niggas and that ugly nigga is you. Lord hammercy.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

6am on the dot being the time of when the first plane hit the towers lmao

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Two women fighting over William from Girlfriends and neither gonna stop texting him. Never let twitter tell you men are not the prize

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281]

Pool party tonight with work people that have been making fun of me for eating ground beef and rice every day for the last 6 months #gametime

[Sted @FishFryShawty]

I've been to Europe, enjoy your bottles ppl.

[riggub says KNICKS CHAMPS @riggubknowsball]

Nigga still living off a playoff series 5 years ago even though Brunson wasn't even a Knick when it happened lmfaooo lame ahhh