Toni Malone

Wife and Mom, Southern by the Grace of God, keeping it all together with Family, Friends, and Laughter! Living the life every Southern girl dreams of 🐕🍔🍷🏖

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

I’m about ready to build an ark! If I do, I’m leaving the mosquitos behind this time! 🌧️⛈️☔️

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Do you remember when Monday’s weren’t this bad?

[Mike VII @MikeTheTiger]

Time for a little SEC swagger.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

A Tribute to Louisiana and #LSU

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Hey, @macys! I'm so #ready for turkey day. Share your feels & they’ll send you a reminder to tune into the #MacysParade!

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

“It must suck to be that dumb” or “If you’re happy with crappy” - you can always count on Good ‘Ol Sound Bite Kennedy! 😂 #MAGA #Trump #Trump2020

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

@KimKardashian My husband has this dreaded condition too, and has found that Gold Bond Diabetic healing lotion helps as much as any prescription he’s tried...

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Beautiful Mississippi River sunset!

[Louisiana Humor @cajunhumor]

Retweet if you're craving King Cake.

[Louisiana Humor @cajunhumor]

`A/C yesterday, heater tonight, sinus problems for a week.

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Seriously @KNOE8 - who is writing this? So many errors lately we’ve actually made a game of it. Would someone PLEASE proofread before you go on air?!?

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

So true, so very true!

[Snow Sisters Texas @SnowSistersTX]

How many of you agree? #SnowMuchLove #SnowSistersTexas #NewYearsResolution

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

And what @kelly_clarkson didn’t find, I did! And I will be returning it as well 🤪🥘🍷

[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

To the person that lost weight over the holidays.... Don’t worry, I found it and I will get it back to you starting January 1st 😬💁🏼‍♀️👌#TightPants #ButSoWorthIt

[Louisiana Humor @cajunhumor]

Do I dress for the cold or for the rain? Or for the humidity? Is it even going to rain? Dress for winter? Heater or A/C? #LouisianaProblems

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Rainy days call for soup! #soup #homeade #rainyday

[Toni Malone @tkmalone1]

Sweet baby Jesus- sitting in the waiting room while having my oil changed, and people talking on speakerphone 🙄 #idontwannahearthat

[Louisiana Humor @cajunhumor]

How do people sleep without a ceiling fan? That's like trying to make gumbo without a roux.

[Ree Drummond - The Pioneer Woman @thepioneerwoman]

I don't understand people who don't understand dog people.

[Diamond and Silk® @DiamondandSilk]

It’s Official: U.S. Court Announces Whether ‘In God We Trust’ Will Remain on Money.
https://t.co/5CHV8fpgm8

[Louisiana Humor @cajunhumor]

Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.