Taylor

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Starve the ego, feed the soul

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Join the cause with me

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Roughly one million people have stopped using Snapchat since last year.

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Im done with people. Taking a breakf from y’all. ✌🏼

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Less than a year ago, scientists predicted an outbreak of the measles would take place in the near future due to a dangerously low dip in vaccination rates.

That outbreak is currently happening.

[MLB @MLB]

When you think you’ve seen it all …

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Another satisfied customer, Hey let me fix your iPhones. :) I’m cheaper than Zagg will ever be.

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Oh man one of the worst nights of sleep I’ve had in a while :(

[Taylor @tkneilson]

That’s cuz, it was. Even the commercials blew.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Super Bowl LIII had the lowest rating in 10 years.

Many are referring to it as one of the most boring Super Bowl games on record.

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Oh man I wish I was still sleeping

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Bring on America’s pastime ⚾️

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Well this super bowl was bland.

[Lemme Kno @lemme_kno]

.@LilJon is carrying this #SuperBowl

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Make up your mind, weather

[Taylor @tkneilson]

We took the stinkiest Uber last night

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Supper Bole. Who the heck is it? Buncha dang sheep boys from Lang Angules gonna kick hunky lady name of Torm Bringus in the front naughty. #whocares

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Party says open bar. They have only beer and they run out... thanks dicksy

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Or venmo me for more mini corn dogs

[Taylor @tkneilson]

Maybe I’ll start a gofundme so I can get more mini corndogs

[Taylor @tkneilson]

I love mini corn dogs.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has predicted we'll have an early spring – In the last decade, he's only been right about 40% of the time.