Tom

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember what I previously said--Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.

[Tom @TKynge]

@Driss_houche Salalalalah

[Driss Fpl @Driss_houche]

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[Conor James McGrath @lotsofpints]

Media diverting your attention to the people striking rather than the reason they are striking is not a coincidence, the people that run the media run transport, they run energy, they run the fucking government. Their Moto is profit over people. Hate them not your neighbor.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Nikita Mazepin. You fucking retard. Go and race in Russia on your own. You’d still lose.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

🎣

[Tom @TKynge]

@lotsofpints Cheers Clive

[Ben Coles @bencoles_]

Sums up how ridiculously good Jack Willis is at pilfering ball (via @OptaJonny).

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

Can't wait for the tv dramatisation of this. Benedict Cumberbatch intensely purchasing a wispa bar at Trowell Services

[Tom @TKynge]

@TomGroves23 Q

[Niall ☘️ @niallmoran_]

This geezer did a pitch invasion in full kit, scored a goal, and no one even realised he wasn’t on the team 🤣

[Hatice ‘Deniz’ AVCI @HaticeDenizAVCI]

most italian thing you’ll see 🤣🇮🇹🍝
“the pasta shelves are empty”
#coronavirus https://t.co/TnJLVwc8pL

[Gengey @EllisGenge]

Good win for the boys, on the way back to my council estate to see my illiterate friends who all talk like zombies and are all terrible role models for kids.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy... pillow talk

[Gareth Roberts @robbohuyton]

One of my favourite ever derbies. Regardless of line up, competition or priority, we’d never hear the end of it had they won. It was their chance - new manager, strongest team, big support. By every metric they were bettered by squad players who wanted it more. Fucking glorious.

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Fucking hell.

[Tom @TKynge]

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