Tyler Strickland

Husband to the most beautiful woman alive. Director of Bands at the University of West Alabama.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Hey, @Nick_Offerman , how did I do? Always be prepared.

[Ja Waterman @Ja_Waterman]

BREAKING: Future car salesman Carson Beck will be seeking a record 8th year in college ball, claiming, “ I don’t feel like my time is up. There is much more to accomplish.”

[Ja Waterman @Ja_Waterman]

DEVELOPING: At halftime, belt taker Dan Lanning reportedly deleted Google so he Quote: “Couldn’t feel the presence of
Cignetti in his mind or pocket.” Per an Oregon team member.

[Sammie Coates @sammiecoates11]

Champions aren’t just made on the field—they’re built through discipline, support, and community.
Please help us pour into these young athletes as they chase growth, purpose, and excellence.

Support Columbia High School Football:
👉 https://t.co/19dz6TkXlQ

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

@BallKnowerOnX @spann I guess knowing ball doesn’t include conference alignment

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Does @McDonalds do monopoly anymore? My childhood peeling pieces off a hashbrown

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Hey @BankofAmerica I paid off my credit card and then you still autodrafted my auto payment when I owed you $0. That’s some shady business practice. Crazy.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

I was today years old when I found out there is a comma in “Paint It, Black.”

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

You know what sounds like a really great idea? Continuing to hire 80 year old men to run the country. Way to go.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Jennifer got a promotion. She’s now a senior underwriter.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

I’m in #walmart in #meridian #mississippi and there is someone shopping with a pet monkey on their shoulder. You can’t make this stuff up.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

I keep missing calls from Jennifer the underwriter

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Dear car dealerships,

If you do not provide CarFax history reports for free, I am not interested in your vehicle.

Signed,
Me

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

19 year old college student just says to me “my dad was in a CD club” #columbiarecordclub # iykyk

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

@Nebraska_bad RATS

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Just left the band room after an 8:00-8:00 day of band camp to find a group of freshmen band members attempting to catch a skunk.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

@DisTrackers Just so everyone knows that everyone didn’t get one, I didn’t get one

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Today I was in a room with two other humans who had never heard MMMBop by Hanson. #old #hanson #how

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Can we outlaw doorbell sounds in television commercials? My dogs can’t deal.

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

Nothing like some October baseball. #ForTheA #choptober

[Tyler Strickland @TL_Strickland]

G’awks.