KC_Tom

J'veux monter un empire, un palais, la galère plus jamais.

[KC_Tom @tlacoste83]

Bref allez tous vous faire foutre

[Karmine Corp @KarmineCorp]

ET DE UNE !!! NOTRE PREMIÈRE VICTOIRE AU MSI ET C'EST UN 3-0 !!! #KCWIN

[Karmine Corp @KarmineCorp]

Pendant ce temps-là, on a surpris Canna de nouveau au karaoké...

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Rocket League Esports @RLEsports]

Karmine Corp vs Team Vitality | Paris Major (2026) 🎥

[DECAGON @D3cagon]

According to my calculations as a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of field experience, no.

Let MT = Masturbation Time and SIT = Sexual Intercourse Time.

Given:
MT = 2 minutes.

Now, assuming you've been using lubricant and not operating under Sahara Desert conditions, your projected SIT should be somewhere between 37.5 and 48.2 seconds.

Why?

Because your equation is missing several important variables:

• Woman Wetness (WW)
• Vaginal Grip (VG)
• Heat Multiplier (HM)
• Adrenaline Coefficient (AC)
• "Omo, this thing is actually happening" Factor (OTHIAHF)

After applying these variables to the Decagon Formula, your time reduces significantly.

However...

If you've been doing dry-hand training all these years, then the shock of warmth, wetness, and the fact that another human being is involved may reduce your SIT to approximately 19.6–25.7 seconds.

Therefore:

MT = 2 minutes (with lubricant)
→ SIT = 37.5–48.2 seconds

MT = 2 minutes (dry hand)
→ SIT = 19.6–25.7 seconds.

Yours sincerely,

DECAGON
BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM)
Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics

[Karmine Corp @KarmineCorp]

Un gros giveaway pour fêter notre victoire au Major Paris de Rocket League ça vous dit ? On dit merci Razer pour ce stuff de compétition 😁

À gagner :

🎧 1 casque Blackshark V3 Pro PS5
🎮 1 manette Raiju V3 Pro PS5
👕 1 maillot Eternals

Pour participer :

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✅ Follow @KarmineCorp & @RazerFrance

🍀 TAS le 02/06, bonne chance à tous !

[Kameto @Kammeto]

ON REMPORTE LE MAJOR PARIS LETS GOOOOOO (désolé de pas avoir pu vibrer avec vous)

VOUS ÊTES DES MONSTRES DES ROIS JE VOUS AIME @Vatira5 @AtowRL @juicyyrl @Extra_RL

[Karmine Corp @KarmineCorp]

QUALIFIÉS EN FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE !✅

On leur a donné du spectacle et on est repartis avec la victoire ! 😌 #KCORP

GG 🤝 @TeamVitality

[Rocket League @RocketLeague]

What. A. Moment.

The crowd reacts to the new era of Rocket League.

[The Backrooms Online // BackroomsMovie.com @backroomsonline]

Amazing advertising. 💛💛

That translation though. 😂😂

[Rocket League @RocketLeague]

THIS
IS
ROCKET LEAGUE!

[🇩🇿 @salah_ckt]

J’ai créé un compte "pardonnemoistp" et ça a envoyé une notif à tout mes contacts

[Kameto @Kammeto]

Il m’a fait confiance depuis le début, il a l’ADN du club et savoir qu’il va porter ce maillot encore longtemps me rempli de bonheur

Tu sais ce qu’on vise tous les deux, je te fais confiance et je t’aime petit frère @CalisteLoL

#CALISTE2028

[extrême goat @power_pouf]

Jfais que rire, en fait Vincent Lagaf c’est le parfait mélange entre Florent Pagny et Pascal Obispo

[⋆.˚Soso 🪽₊˚ @sadcottonheart]

No tendría que pasar por esto si me hubiera suicidado a los 11

[sophie @sophieisawitch]

i wanted to kill myself on the golden gate bridge a while ago and the guy said "sorry, last pedestrian entry was 20 minutes ago" and i asked why and he said suicide prevention. so sometimes the system works

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

KC Caliste’s 🇫🇷 message to the Madrid crowd after his Pentakill against MKOI 🇪🇸:

[LEC @LEC]

FRANCE ON TOP 🇫🇷

@KarmineCorp take down MKOI and keep their 1st place hopes alive!