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[tlangelani @tlangish]

@Patriot_S_A Univen

[SA Police Service 🇿🇦 @SAPoliceService]

#sapsLIM [AT THIS HOUR] There was jubilation and loud cheers in the streets of Polokwane as Lieutenant General Petrus Jan Scheepers officially took over the reins as Provincial Commissioner of Limpopo. People from all walks of life gathered to congratulate and celebrate this momentous occasion.

A leader of the people, for the people—Lieutenant General Scheepers begins his tenure with the support and confidence of the communities he has pledged to serve. #ThePeoplesProvincialCommissioner #SAPS #Limpopo ME

[Khandalimtshelokwakhe @K_MfundoPraise]

Ngabe ngith ayikho into enje but nayi ngyayobona 😂

[Nuna🌹✨️ @Nuna_zd]

Please help identify these two criminals. They've been using a bank card belonging to a man who was last seen on the 23rd of July. And the man has been found dead. Please repost its of great importance.

[Sihle Mavuso @ZANewsFlash]

WATCH: The owner of Zayedtex in Centurion has been arrested for allegedly employing illegal immigrants from Lesotho.

🎥 DoEL

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

WhatsApp: Hi, I need a favor

Me:

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

The saddest part about the Chidimma case is that the little girl whose identity was stolen in 2001 is rarely mentioned. While the public debates citizenship, pageants and politics, there's another victim whose been on hold for years because of what happened.

[Rampard🇿🇦 @RamaphiriMpho]

Let’s repost since we know that all the news channels won’t report about the Congolese man who stabbed a South African woman 40 times @Newzroom405 @SABCNews @eNCA . We will do what you are failing to do .

[News Live SA @newslivesa]

“I don't even get a newspaper, I don't have a radio I don't have a watch I don't even know what time it is, that is how I've lived for the past 16 months” Thabo Bester

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

Thabo Bester is back in court, this time representing himself, as he fights for permission to use a laptop to prepare for his trial in February next year.

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Kizolo I went for groove at Soshanguve and I was captivated by a really attractive lady, but she was chilling and surrounded by males. I came up with a strategy to go and approach these guys and act like I knew them.

I approached the wealthy-appearing person first and said, "My friend... mfanaka yoh mfethu, damn long time no see bro." Saying that, I lunged for a hand shake and a hug.

My plan here was to get close to the girl. Did this guy not scream? Seeing me made him very pleased. He mentioned that it had been years since he had seen me. He urged me to join his crew and placed an order for bottles of expensive whiskeys I couldn't even pronounce their names and some Hennessy. He couldn't stop telling the boys about how we used to eat baddies in Hatfield and Sunnyside when we use to work together.

I appeared to understand what he was talking about, but deep down I felt everything awkward because I didn't know him. When the groove ended, he suggested we drove to his apartment and continued to party at his place. Then I saw him going for a smoke outside, I followed him. I find him crying. "Yazi bafo my soul will finally rest in peace." Now I'm worried because this dude is probably suicidal.

He continued, "You disappeared after our job, I thought I will never see you." He told me that he was so happy to see me and he is left with few months to live due to cancer, he wanted to give me my share of money. He went upstairs came back with a bag, "Nayi imali yakho bafo, hopefully we will work again in the future."

I thought to myself wadla guluva, I was ready to leave and I came up with an excuse that at home there's an emergency. Drove home and when I arrived I found a 12kg Maize meal with a note written, "Waze wayi slima ndoda, I knew you were eyeing for my girl."

I still haven't healed.😭

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

no cash... no problem

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

After the funeral when everyone leaves. When everyone go back to their home and the place becomes quiet. That's when the funeral begins. 💔

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

For some time I suspected my girlfriend practiced witchcraft. I thought she was being used unknowingly.

She use to put 20L bucket at the back of our rented room every evening. When I asked her what it is for? she said so that the birds could drink. In my head I thought what a caring human being.

But most times late at night I'd feel like I can hear water splashing as if someone is bathing but I'd be too deep in my sleep that I would fail to even open my eyes. One day I used coarse salt, spirit and jeyes fluid to bath before bed time. I heard the splashing of water, I checked the time and it was 2AM.

I tried waking my girlfriend up but she was deep in sleep. I got out of bed took a spade and peeked through the bathroom back window and I saw my girlfriend splashing herself with the water, she was washing the black and white polish she was smeared with . I must have rubbed my eyes a hundred times.

It was a full moon so I could see clearly. I ran back to the bedroom direction and my girlfriend was sleeping peacefuly. I was now confused. I sat on the chair all night watching her. I don't know how I fell asleep but I was woken up by her and I screamed very loud and ran to the door.

She was shocked, scared and confused. I confronted her but she seemed cluless. But when I told her to stop putting the bucket behind the house she got very angry and guilt trip me about being heartless.

I started being curious about her background since she didn't even have friends. But by luck I managed to search the internet till I found one granny who claimed to know her and I visited her to know more about my girlfriend.

During my visit I showed her our pictures, "Haibo mntanami, uDorothy mina naye siyalingana ngeminyaka phela I'm 96 years old. If uthi usemncane kanje then it means she is still practicing this other ritual esafundiswa yona"

I found out that her shadow leaves her body to perform a ritual with 20L water so she can stay young forever.

Guys I slept with a 96 year old😭😭

[Mageba @Mageba4k]

let's talk about how you mixed those songs🥺😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Phori Kelly Khumalo Kabza Sizwe Teboho Mokoena #ApologyAccepted Khune

[❎e k ℹ️ @XekiHlongwane]

@Ori_RSA Incase you missed it

[EMMANUEL KING @IsMeEmmanuel]

Giyani College yo Bola hiri kona mara. Mfumu wa n'wina wuhi dlele.

[SABC 1 @Official_SABC1]

Jacobeth puts MaNtuli in her place over her treatment of Lizzy.

#SkeemSaam #SABC1IssTooMuch

[AKA @akaworldwide]

When a dream is born inside of you, God will set an appointment for it to come to pass if you believe in him. Your time is coming. Have a great week Megacy. 👍🏼