This is Watson. He wanted a nice pic with the skyline but the wind got under his ears and he almost blew away. 13/10 please hold his paw to keep him grounded
i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright
This is Ron. He reserved the fountain for his pool party this evening but nobody showed up. Still hoping they’re on their way. 13/10 sit tight Ron i’m coming
@princessjordyn4 Imagine all of the shit you gotta pack if you want to take a child to the park for a couple hours.. you gotta have the stroller, multiple toys, drinks, food, extra clothes for accidents, diapers, wipes, stuff to keep the kid entertained, energy, and your sanity. Fuck all that🙅♀️
Why do people talk about having a child like it's better than a good nap and ice cream? Seriously why? 1. It hurts like hell to give birth 2. Kids are gross and annoying & 3. Theres a 75%-80% chance your kid will be a shit head as an adult. That's a losing situation all around
In addition to the pomp and pageantry, President Trump is also expected to be be greeted by thousands of protesters during his state visit to the UK. They're gearing up for a rally tomorrow: https://t.co/iZpEENMDBJ
gooooob morning. the human starts every day. with a cup of warm bean juice. they say it makes them fast. i tried to sneak a taste. but was quickly denied. this is far from fair. i wanna be fast too