Tonya Dearth

Momma to 2 handsome sons, wife to one lucky man, and career woman to a wonderful business. #Navymomma ♥️⚓️

[Tonya Dearth @tldearth]

#Hooyah ♥️🇺🇸⚓️

[dyn @DylanDarsh]

OS3 Derek Dearth

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done.

I can't do both.

[skooks @skooookum]

Every evening I go to bed excited to drink a coffee the next morning.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Apparently, the serving size for chips
is 10 chips. Listen, I eat 10 chips
while deciding if I even want chips.

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

[Tonya Dearth @tldearth]

@JayCuda I don’t like colts. Lost on me.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Correct. It is *medicine.

[✶ @uxcel]

the silence after surviving a day that no one knew was hard

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Who still handwrites grocery lists instead of using their phone? Be honest.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

a severe thunderstorm, an october night, and cuddled up watching a horror movie

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ‘70s ‘80s and ‘90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize.., Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

we still call it Twitter around these parts

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink

[jimmi. @jimmineutch]

I think it's extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.