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@elonmusk is a nazi. We already knew that but now he just out here giving salutes. How’s fuhrer Trump?

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@PerthGloryFC Want me to jump in goal?

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@WgtnPhoenixFC would you like Ollie sail back?

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Tantrums from Sail to goals scored this season is somewhere in the realm of 57:1

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Sail has the worst attitude in the league. Diabolical.

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@BYAMAUS Never got to gig together #RIP

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@ZizouSzn10 I’m still optimistic on this season. Looked about as flat as I’ve seen them last week. 1 game into the season is too early to really base season expectations on imo

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@PerthGloryFC Black and gold?

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@Anchor_End As a St Kilda supporter, I can’t imagine any of this

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@beINSPORTS_AUS @XabiAlonso @bayer04fussball @tsghoffenheim Do we have to pay extra for it to actually work?

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So @hbfhealth have cancelled my partners insurance. I take it they don’t want customers. Guess I best find new health insurance.

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@nealmaupay_ The absolute 🐐 of shithousery

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After having to suddenly put down my beaglier Snoopy, @stkildafc have given me a reason to smile for the first time in days.

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@jaiBYAM Cool man 😎

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Nothing makes me want to hang up the phone more than hearing “yeah I’ve got a skyline”

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Christians getting upset because they think the last supper was presented during opening ceremony may want to revisit 5 year old counting. How many apostles were there?

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I often wonder if the bloke we found guilty on 12 sex offences against his niece and nephew has been stabbed yet in jail

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If I have to go through this @NetflixANZ household bullshit ever again I’ll probs just fuck it off. Get fucked around and lose interest in watching anything. Fuck this shit you poxy cunts

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I will be waking up at 2.55am for the Germany vs Scotland match and then giggin at 10.45pm. Tomorrow will be a good day

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@inevitablewaves I can barely organise my own existence