My mom told me calling Justin a golden retriever who needs a task is not a nice compliment to give your boyfriend. Please tell me she’s wrong and this is in fact the best compliment to give a man??
My best friend forgot what my boyfriend does for a living, so the other day she just looks at him with finger guns (??) and says “you drive…. Truck?” And now all JV does is drive truck hahahaahah
I have been STRESSED. So naturally I like to ignore the fact I have phone and then subsequently get MORE STRESSED when I see I have a million unread texts. Like no no no thank you.