Nancy

even when im not good, im good

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Sam Yang @samdoesarts]

Me

[منحة @m1nhaxo]

what substance do i have to abuse to get 8-9 hours of uninterrupted sleep

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

I tried nasal strips and can now smell the future. Yall been breathing like this FOR FREE!? I’m pissed 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I have two problems in life:

difficulty sleeping difficulty waking up

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

fuck you and fuck israel bitch.

[Stepan Hlinka @stepanhlinka]

13 free websites that are so useful they feel illegal to know:

[Landon | The Flippin' Millennial @LandonClost]

My uncle passed away from cancer when I was 16 years old.

I’ve since spent 100’s of hours researching how to avoid and fight cancer naturally.

Here’s what I found:

[Citlali @laliramirezzzz]

LADIES DO NOT go to dive bar in downtown sac cus the bartenders there will def drug you. i’m not the first n probably won’t be the last. be safe

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Someone drugged my drink this weekend.

Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):

[MOZZY @MozzyThaMotive]

Dammmmmnnnn !!!!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[salina @bambinasalina]

we in a RECESSION and they worried about our COOCHIE thats crazy

[Cami ofahengaue @CamiOfahengaue]

IF YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE BE AWARE! I am 17 and I was jumped by these college athletes! Spread the word!!!

[Happy Dog @thehappydog_]

This dog just gave birth to 2 puppies , this is her proud face ❤🥰