Toronto Liberation Front

The official Twitter feed of the Toronto Liberation Front. Remember 9/12! Satire?

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

We shall defend Ward’s Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in The Beaches, we shall fight up and down Lansdowne, we shall fight on the Danforth and the length of Yonge Street, we shall fight in Forest Hill; we shall never surrender.
#TOpoli #ONPoli

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Province of Toronto, now!

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Doug Ford’s efforts to remove the bike lanes on Bloor, University and Yonge Streets can go ahead following the decision from the Court of Appeals. https://t.co/3jGCbiOrkS

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Not nearly militant enough but Charter Cities is a start.
https://t.co/VKz8PFYfMe

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Charter City? “New arrangement”? We scoff in your general direction.

The Toronto Liberation Front will not rest until we form the Province of Toronto!

#toronto #topoli
#ontario #onpoli

[Josh Matlow @JoshMatlow]

“Toronto needs a new arrangement with senior levels of government that ensures we have the independence necessary for 21st-century cities to thrive and achieve results for residents,” Coun. Josh Matlow wrote in a motion (at city council this week). https://t.co/wLXSQcDDcQ

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front believes the time has long passed! We MUST form the PROVINCE OF TORONTO and let the capitalist running dogs of #Ontario suffer in their #DougFord -inspired ignorance.

#TOpoli #onpoli

[Stephen Wickens 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @StephenWickens1]

Is it time for Toronto to secede from Ontario?

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front is more than happy to accelerate this process, separate from #Ontario, achieve joy and liberation from the running dogs of #DougFord, and declare the independent Province of Toronto!

#topoli #onpoli

[TDot Resident @TDotResident]

All a ploy to get votes in the 905.
Highway 413, Removing Bike Lanes, Tunnel, etc all are wasteful and only exist to divide “Downtown Toronto” from the rest of the province. Ford’s entire political career is based on that.

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Charter City? Ha!

The #Toronto Liberation Front will not be happy until we secede from the ignorant capitalist running dogs of the #Ontario of #DougFord and form the workers’ paradise that will be the Province of Toronto!

#onpoli #TOpoli

[Beth Levy @Beth_Levy66]

We need permanent, protected solutions to deal with overreach. If it’s not Ford it will be another premier who potentially has no respect for jurisdiction. Fighting individual decisions is exhausting, time consuming.
Did someone say Charter City? #TOpoli https://t.co/7cFrZZYkX2

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front announces that all patriotic Torontonians want Exmouth Street in #Sarnia to be closed to all car traffic and Elgin Street in #Sudbury will be a skating rink year-round.

#ontario #onpoli #topoli #biketo

https://t.co/PKFv6LMF5W

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Toronto Liberation Front will not be satisfied seeing this corrupt capitalist running dog wear a sash.

The TLF patriots will only be satisfied when #DougFord is wearing the uniform assigned to guests at one of our reeducation camps!

#Toronto #TOpoli
#ontario #onpoli

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front believes we won’t be safe until we are the eleventh province of #Canada and free of corrupt gangsters like #DougFord!
#onpoli #TOpoli

[Evan Sambasivam 🇨🇦 @EvanSambasivam]

Toronto has been politically impotent since @fordnation took office. He's overstepped his jurisdiction to get revenge on the city that wouldn't let him be Mayor.

We're not safe until Toronto is a Charter City, with the autonomy to run itself like any other global city.

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Mock? Mock?

The #Toronto Liberation Front will fight to the death to achieve the goal of independence from the corrupt so-called Province of #Ontario!

#onpoli #TOpoli

.@jen_keesmaat .@TheBikingLawyer

[Chris Horkins @chorkins]

For all everyone mocked Jennifer Keesmaat musing about Toronto seceding from Ontario, there’s little point in electing a municipal government if this is how Queen’s Park intends to treat us.

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Raleigh-CCM cell of the Toronto Liberation Front calls for the immediate secession of our great city and the arrest of all members of The Clapping Seal Party of #Ontario!
#DougFord #onpoli #topoli #Toronto

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Raleigh-CCM cell of the Toronto Liberation Front has been overwhelmed by the number of volunteers stepping up overnight to fight for freedom of our great city.
#Ontario #DougFord #onpoli

[Mike Crawley @MikeCrawleyCBC]

SCOOP: ⁦@CBCNews⁩ has learned the Doug Ford government is considering legislation to ban municipalities from building any new bike lanes that result in reducing any motor vehicle lanes. #onpoli
👇🏻Full story👇🏻 https://t.co/NQYkO1MGZz

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

@WeAreCanProud Flick the Bic.
Mock the flock.
Flog the dog.
Tug the smug.
Lick the dick.
Flee the pee.
Mash the hash.
Spot the bot.
Beat the fleet.
Heat the meat.
Box the socks.
Fix the ticks.
Walk the talk.
Floss the moss.
Fuck the duck.
Fly the lie.
Pass the gas.
Fight the Right.
#Poilievre

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Toronto Liberation Front will identify residents who are part of the 13% that will vote #Conservative and #PierrePoilievre while believing they are responsible for disinformation and have them deported to Alberta.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

@PaulStewartII @VoiceOfFranky Look at the trends and now look at this

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Ok that settles it. Trudeau's Canada is definitely broken. 🙃

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front is willing to lay down its lives for this glorious future!
#TOpoli #onpoli

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Democratic Action Committee of the #Toronto Liberation Front fully endorses comrade #OliviaChow as the next mayor of the City of Toronto and the first premier of the Province of Toronto!
#TOpoli #onpoli

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The #Toronto Liberation Front eschews mere leverage. Separation from the cowed proletariat of #Ontario, misled by #DougFord and generations of conservative running dogs, is the only means to obtain true power for Torontonians!
#topoli #onpoli

[Asif Hossain @asifintoronto]

@AnthGorys @JoshMatlow This has been my thinking for a long time. We're more than 20% of Ontario's entire population, it's time we used our leverage even a little. MPPs that work against Toronto's interests should be fearing re-election. Matlow would make sure of it.

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

Capitalist running dog coward #DougFord looks to enlist working class plebes to sacrifice themselves in the name of developers in fear of advances made by the heroic vanguard of the #Toronto Liberation Front.
#topoli #onpoli

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Tune in as we announce new measures to get more boots on the ground as we recruit and train more police officers to keep our communities safe.

https://t.co/ANY5tIOg6B

[Toronto Liberation Front @TLF416]

The Toronto Liberation Front and our comrades-in-arms in the Radical Bike Lobby will not rest until pandering quisling politicians are run out of our glorious province or hung from a tree from their poseur white sneaker laces!
#TOpoli

[Anthony Furey @anthonyfurey]

City Hall shouldn’t be held captive to the radical bike lobby. We should make decisions based on the concerns of all — business groups, delivery companies, ambulance workers, regular cyclists etc.