the lamb from cult of the lamb

i'm the lamb from cult of the lamb
parody

[MatPat @MatPatGT]

So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

unfortunately i am not a salaried worker. housewife is debatable

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

quit taking photos of my television

[Strife @Strife212]

Computers literally may as well be witchcraft to the average person

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@DumbassVang @cultofthelamb i cannot even imprison him for public indecency as all of the prisons are outside

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

never mind no blessings to anyone

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

many blessings to you

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@gamr727 @edmundmcmillen is this true i do not play gd

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

some have asked me how i've become so skilled at knucklebones
here is my secret

i eat my opponent's dice when they are looking away

now with this one simple trick you may all master this game as i have

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@joeyjoeyjoejoey clover i must ask that if you must put bullets in the offering statue you offer them instead of shooting the statue

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

want to join my cult

[hal ⑂ SAW MUSE 8/10 @hitachiH8]

im on break🔥

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@thedawg3_ Nah biddl3. Remember, we might not have ninja muffin anymore but together! We are Friday Night Funkin!

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

baa

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@joeyjoeyjoejoey sacrifice

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@plarpman @joeyjoeyjoejoey they go to war on my behalf and yet they do not spread my teachings it confuses me

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

i would like to ask my follower that has been repeatedly asking me to feed everyone mushrooms to meet me in the confession booth tomorrow afternoon

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

@joeyjoeyjoejoey of course

[the lamb from cult of the lamb @tlfcotl]

the prophets are prophesying lies in my name. i have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. they are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.