Thomas W Lilley

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[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Best innings ever

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

£85m for a player who’s been involved in back to back relegations is wild. Transfer market’s bonkers

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree club record deal for Mateus Fernandes, HERE WE GO!

Agreement in place at £85m fixed fee as West Ham accept the price they’ve always asked, 100% guaranteed — as @David_Ornstein reports.

Man United will now focus on different targets in midfield.

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Dalot on, United concede. Shock.

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@AfcCjay Uruguay

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Ugarte could be delivering the worst performance by an individual in the post Alex Ferguson era and that’s saying quite a lot.

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Villa Park playing the Europa League music 😂 getting ready for next season

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Outrageou

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Poised to make eagle. Rory McIlroy goes for glory on No. 15. #themasters

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

@footballtweet SHITE

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

You’re always going to look a complete clown when you make 2 shite errors like Onana just did. Get in the bin.

[Northamptonshire Steelbacks @NorthantsCCC]

2.4 | How about that 😍

Guthrie sends stumps flying and removes Crawley. 💪

Kent 3/1.

Watch live 👉 https://t.co/CU8uwteMyd

[Northamptonshire Steelbacks @NorthantsCCC]

10.5 | Another for Liam Guthrie! 🙌

A well-deserved second as Bell-Drummond edges behind.

Kent 37/2.

Watch live 👉 https://t.co/CU8uwteMyd

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Shock me dead. In other news, pigs still don’t fly.

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Hells teeth

[Tate News @TateNews_]

This woman says she will attempt to f*ck 950 men in 24 hours…😳

https://t.co/Jxdu8WQnoN

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

2024 just keeps taking with both hands

[Elliott @elliottwalsh_]

Heartbroken to discover than Tom Grennan’s Gillette classic isn’t even an original song

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Brilliant 😂😂🙈🙈🙈 ##Southgate #ENGLAND

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

This guy no longer having a seat in parliament shouldn’t serve anyone with a great deal of shock

[Jacob Rees-Mogg @Jacob_Rees_Mogg]

Only liberals drink skimmed milk to go with their faux leather sandals. Full fat, creamy milk will nourish your inner Tory.

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

@harrylisterr It’s funny how much you can’t stand him

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

Southgate goes to McDonald’s and orders a filet of fish, salad and a bottle of water.

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

@RadioX D’you know what I mean?

[Thomas W Lilley @tlilley17]

@thefutballboy_1 Tony Marshall