Licko

Just be good to each other

[Licko @tliquorice]

Petition to stop wasting time with fucking Brexit and start doing something about:
Over fishing
Oceanic plastic
Poaching
Melting ice caps
Coral reef depletion
Deforestation

[Licko @tliquorice]

I don’t think I’m ugly but sometimes I look at the people who like me in hinge and think mmmmm maybe

[Licko @tliquorice]

❌ getting tattoos that mean something
❌ getting tattoos to rebel against parents
❌ getting tattoos bc they look cool
✅ getting tattoos so you have to stay in shape or they’ll look stupid

[Licko @tliquorice]

The most unrealistic part of the film Walle is that a large corporation could make something that actually functions “unchanged” for longer than a standard 1 year warranty

[Licko @tliquorice]

Thinkin about the time I watched 2/3 of A Quiet Place before I realised having no sound wasn’t some clever directing choice, my computer was just muted

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"You're now threatening to sack these people for failing to provide minimum standards on strike days. Can we sack you, the health secretary or PM, for failing to meet any national standard on non strike days?"
- Wes Streeting to Helen Whateley #C4News

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Rather than fixing problems, people are too busy trying earn enough money that the problems apply anymore.

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Being a herbivore must be great like just walkin in a field and the entire ground is scran

[Licko @tliquorice]

For civil wars, most of them have been very uncivilised

[Licko @tliquorice]

You ever look at someone (male or female) and think “your batty is too flat for you to have that attitude”

[Licko @tliquorice]

Hurt and upset

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The worst sweets in British history.

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FYI the gov is deliberately sabotaging strike negotiations to force Christmas strikes to try and win the public opinion on strike action

[Licko @tliquorice]

New rule: do not date someone unless you’d be happy to have a child exactly like them.

[Licko @tliquorice]

You thinking about wizards, chief.

[Jentezen Franklin @Jentezen]

God is never late. He’s never early. He’s always right on time.

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

Baba just saying it how it is 🤣🍑 #ImACeleb @BabatundeComedy

[Licko @tliquorice]

You ever wish bad karma in yourself bc you’ve done something wrong and you know you need consequences to not do it again

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I know it’s not my first rodeo but it’s still only like my 4th rodeo that’s not many rodeos

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Recruiters; you gotta include salary in the initial info. Just wasting everyone’s time trying find out it’s not even a living wage.

[🥀 @velvetvira]

The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated

[Licko @tliquorice]

✨no✨

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

UK you OK?

[Licko @tliquorice]

If I was a horse I’m 90% sure they’d just shoot me