Tom Knab

[Tom Knab @tlknab723]

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[Tom Knab @tlknab723]

#teenagee #momson
#teenager #omegle

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Just walked past a dude smelling his hand and then he gave me a look like I was weird for not doing the same.

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Nothing screams adulthood like running into your friends at a grocery store on a Thursday night

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Is it just me or does "Baby It's Cold Outside" come off a bit rapey?

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I like to think of it more as a drinking solution

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This is usually about the time were #BillsMafia moves all their focus from rooting for the Bills to rooting against the Patriots

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My dad doesn't peel string cheese, he just bites it like some sort of ANIMAL and for some reason it bugs the shit outta me

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Almost just hit a patio chair that was casually laying in the middle of the 190. Probably the last thing I WAS worried about

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I like to think the book/movie title BFG really stands for Big F***in' Grandpa. But we do it for the kids

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LAKERS GOT LUKE WALTON!!!!!!!

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Just saw Bill Belichick smile and it looked really weird

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3 Days in Boston is exactly what the doctor ordered

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@SirAndrewBarton hahah yeah I think it's been in there since thanksgiving

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My trunk consists of @SirAndrewBarton 's winter coat, two funnels, a lawn chair, and a tool box. I'm well prepared for anything

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How did I just spend $193 on groceries for two people?

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Just crossed a one-way street and still looked both ways #idiot

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Being in an elevator full of strangers is always unbelievably awkward. Every time.

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I think it's bullshit that you pay more for yogurt you gotta stir up yourself

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This girl at my office was coughing so loud for the past week that a guy bought $200 noise canceling headphones