tlrufio

[alli @sonofalli]

new york is the best city in the world

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[ryan 👺 @ryanjlieu]

NYC’s most electric new neighborhoods:

- LigMa: Little Italy, greater Mulberry area
- InBoFa: inside the Bank of America tower
- SugMa: south upper Gramercy, Manhattan
- SawCon: southwest of Connecticut
- UpDog: upper Delancey or Grand st

[tlrufio @TLRufio]

@jxnlco have you seen roughdraft md?

[WhatIsNewYork @whatisny]

Knicks Game 2 celebrations can literally be heard from NJ #whatisnewyork

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[tlrufio @TLRufio]

Just straight up lying? SD, Commies, Lions, Colts are the only options with volume https://t.co/9KBOJB1dnn

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨BREAKING: The Dallas #Cowboys are one of the FAVORITES to acquire #49ers star wide receiver Brandon Aiyuk.

There is a 26% chance that Aiyuk ends up with Dallas, per Polymarket.

Aiyuk is 28 and a former All-Pro.

Just imagine a WR trio of CeeDee, George Pickens and Aiyuk.

👀

[tlrufio @TLRufio]

@KobeissiLetter nice

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Poona Ford🐐 @PoonaF_95]

😭😭

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the rest of the nfl looking at aaron donald right now

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[tlrufio @TLRufio]

lmao this looks hella like trump though

[Alerta News 24 @AlertaNews24]

🇧🇩 | El búfalo "Donald Trump" ha sido transferido al zoológico nacional de Bangladés, donde ahora está siendo tratado adecuadamente, todo esto luego de salvarse de ser sacrificado debido a su 'parecido' al presidente estadounidense..

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

coolest pokemon games that you can play the bad guy.

back in 2020, a creator named colonelsalt dropped a rom hack pokemon game called pokemon team rocket. built on firered software, instead of being the hero, you started as a low-level team rocket grunt with nothing but a rattata.

your entire job was to lie, cheat, and literally steal pokemon from trainers across kanto. but the game actually has a much deeper storyline than you’d expect. the whole story runs parallel to the original firered timeline while red is out becoming the strongest trainer. you get to see everything he didn’t, shady gym leaders, corrupt police officers, scientists doing messed up experiments, and a much darker side of kanto.

the game gives you a full rank system inside team rocket. you start at the very bottom, only allowed to steal from kids and old people. every successful mission pushes you higher up the ladder until you reach executive status and begin stealing rare and powerful pokemon from the same gym leaders that red fights.

the entire kanto region is hiding a massive conspiracy involving giovanni, lance, and even professor oak himself. as you complete missions you slowly uncover dark secrets about the great pokemon war, the true origins and creation of mewtwo, professor oak’s hidden lab, and why red was really “chosen” in the first place.

one of the best and most ambitious pokemon rom hacks ever made.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

[brady @burgermanders]

Fucking great tweet lmfaooo

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001