@jimmyfallon Painting the Sistine Chapel must have been so challenging with having to mix primary colors over and over- I mean you couldn’t go to Michael’s and just buy more aqua, fuchsia or tangerine. #StonerThoughts
@HowardStern love your use of the word BULBOUS today! It’s my fav word and my man super dislikes it. Haha. I laughed so hard when Robin kept using it and he was irritated.
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion.
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
@SFist It’s getting so personal now. If you don’t feel comfortable going to a public place then stay home. I disagree with having to show a stranger anything medical about me.
Flight Attendant: “Ladies, we’ve done a study here and found that Prada, Gucci, and Chanel purses do, in fact, fit under your seats. And if your purses were real, you wouldn’t be flying Southwest.”