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not an umlaut

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Periodic reminder that the filibuster was literally a mistake added to the senate rules by a murderer who was later indicted for high treason

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@Tyler_A_Harper You still haven't deleted this shit?

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@peckrnutt @falseroxy If you think every woman who gets married is "nothing more than his wife" than you're the one villifying women for getting married

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@sisterhabibi @blairDow @Cheerylimeaid @falseroxy Maybe its hard because your whining and insulting makes you miserable to be around

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@cindymclennan Jesus, that sucks Cindy, but yeah

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@umichvoter My gut says it's because he's been in office basically forever

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@dose_of_Close @fuckyouiquit Either no one is losing their rights or they can get them back, it's physically impossible for both of those things to be true

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@fuckyouiquit "Wait, no, that's only okay when we do it! You guys are supposed to be the nice and meek ones!"

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@thasmoke1985 @A21starman @fuckyouiquit You don't get to vote for Trump and then pretend to be offended when someone calls people who disagree with them politically names. Isn't that what you fucking voted for?

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@fuckyouiquit Wow, if only literally everyone told us about that

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@GTurple @jonfavs Congrats on waking up from that nine year coma!

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@RJWhitfield1 @jonfavs Quick, tell us all why America has a delegate system

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@jonfavs There aren't enough lampposts in all of Philly

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@Vayne64 @sickhouse @chris03824460 @RightWingCope @iAnonPatriot I promise you, no one intelligent is confused by this one. It's just the trumpies

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@Rtbuff @TorreySmithWR Swap those first three with Phoenix, Detroit and Atlanta and you literally just described our current system

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@1776PhaQue @RightWingCope @iAnonPatriot You guys cannot actually be this fucking stupid

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@Vayne64 @sickhouse @chris03824460 @RightWingCope @iAnonPatriot Are you in kindergarten?

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@Richard_Vixen "I don't wanna work, I wish I was the primary caregiver to multiple small children while also managing an entire farm instead" is the take of someone who knows nothing about farming

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@huspsa @alessandroBenC People also remember how hard Trump tried to get mail-in ballots thrown out last time, I'm willing to bet that influenced more than a few people to vote day of

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@patricklarkin @ArielGonzalez_1 @letsgomathias @BeSeriousUSA Over a quarter million registered voters in Pennsylvania are of Puerto Rican descent and Philadelphia has the largest population of Puerto Ricans of any stateside city other than NYC

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@alissonstand @ClaimedByGix @ZionDarkwood @KamalaHQ And if he was actually one of the most successful comedians in the world, you wouldn't need to make an argument for it. People would already know who he is