mary🍟

31-my dad wants me to do standup but I'm from Perth - will definitely rage tweet #auspol feminist.she/her.baking.podcasts.true crime.foodie.procrastinator

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

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[tobias @sabo_borke]

no pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers]

“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps” or something idk

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@prosperity_au @Jeanetteandco You’re straight up lying to people, trying to “other” the major party that at least TRIES to give a shit about all Australians, not just the Rhineharts of it all. You can’t wish away the science of the climate emergency, and trying to do so makes you look reckless and ignorant.

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@prosperity_au @Jeanetteandco Australia was doing relatively well until the libs ran basically EVERY public service into the GROUND and absolutely decimated workers rights and wages, all for their tax breaks for their rich mates. Aussies are doing it tough BECAUSE OF THE LNP’s disregard for everyday people.

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@Perth_Traffic Ute breakdown Mitchell fwy southbound after Vincent street; middle lane blocked

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@Perth_Traffic accident on Erindale Rd/Boya Way roundabout; emergency services on site road BLOCKED

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Now that’s a headline.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In the last few days Elon
-Ignored the mother of his youngest child begging for help
-Ignored the mother of his favorite child begging for help
-Called an astronaut a slur for pointing out something he said that was obviously a lie
-Suggested bombing Mexico
-Suggested women can never be qualified to be pilots
-Called Tom Hanks a pedophile
-Followed a 17 year old girl
-Said journalists who criticize him should be imprisoned
-Believed a TikTok sketch was real
-Believed a picture from The Dark Knight Rises was real life

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have deeply, deeply misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

[Footscray's Finest @FootscraysFine1]

Flag shaggers and inbreds of Australia, it's almost time to unite and join hands in our annual circle jerk.

[eloise @soupforeloise]

🚨DO NOT SPEND YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON THESE 🚨

.......chocolate.......theyre all chocolate.... im so stupid STUPID..... my wife is gonna leave me....

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@Cobratate @Schwarzenegger Disappointed**

[John @johnnywizzz3]

Making my rounds.

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

These have undoubtedly been the wildest 72 hours in French politics in my lifetime. Pretty incredible stuff.

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[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@Perth_Traffic accident on Mitchell fwy northbound, under Hutton st bridge, cars in right hand emergency lane

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

@Lillywilliamss_ @Emeliadiazz For Perth?? (:

[mary🍟 @TlTANIAM]

Looking for a Angie McMahon tickets :) https://t.co/PKjIB00CZo