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Ryan 'shimpf on my face' Shimpf for President

[Good Morning America @GMA]

FULL INTERVIEW: Former NFL running back Chris Johnson reveals his ALS diagnosis at 39.

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@annieheilbrunn I think Ryan Schimpf back at 3rd would be a heck of a lot better than Machado

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@Padres We need Ryan Schimpf on the roster ASAP. Guaranteed better batting average than Machado

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@jonschaeffer We need the Schimpf meister on this roster ASAP. Guaranteed he'll have a better batting average than Machado

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@thestevenwoods Sources tell me that Ryan Schimpf gave them a legendary pregame speech.

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@Padres Who cares. This team is pathetic. The only guy who could save this team is Ryan Schimpf

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Everyone is trying to claim me for their tribe. There’s no R next to my name, there’s no D next to my name. I’m not part of a political party, because I hate politicians. I’m just Spencer, husband to Heidi, father to Ryker and Gunner, and I’m a pissed off Angeleno who loves my city and is fed up with what corrupt politicians have done to her.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Kyle Larson's son consoling Kyle Busch's son today...

It's enough to make a grown man cry

[Sports on Prime @SportsonPrime]

Dale Jr. remembers his friend Kyle Busch.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

food trucks used to sell you 3 amazing tacos for like $5 cash only.

then people with master’s degrees discovered them and now it’s $18.50 for 3 mid tacos plus a screen asking for a 20% tip

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shaq was surprised when comedian Jeff Ross told him that he saw him giving hugs to comfort strangers outside the Staples Center the day Kobe Bryant tragically passed away 💔👀

“How do you know that… nobody knows that”

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@Imakatt He's more frustrating than a hemorrhoid

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@thestevenwoods What's more annoying: watching Waldron pitch or a hemorrhoid?

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

This kid is gonna remember this forever

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

Thank you, GA ❤️

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Ramón Laureano jokes that he's thought about just taking his glove off in the outfield when Mason Miller pitches. 😂

Laureano also admitted to taking the whole time in the one plate appearance he's had against Miller.

[Talking Friars @TalkingFriars]

.@DonOrsillo and Mud's reaction to Merrill's walkoff last night is gold! Best booth in baseball. Argue with a wall.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Broadcast had to go fully silent after witnessing the bare ass of a foul ball chasing fan

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@Snake__Plisken Gotta have some veterans coming off the bench

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Victor Glover, pilot of ARTEMIS II:

“It’s about human history. It’s the story of humanity. Not black history, not women’s history—but that it becomes human history.”