Tess Maria

punk rock but would also hug a golden retriever given the chance - ya know

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

Oh my god the journal factory exploded i need to open twitter right fucking now—

[pelz ★ @pelziee]

Snoopyfying Guy Buffet’s The Making of the Perfect Martini (2002). So excited to finish this!!!

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

The promised land… rosslyn Virginia…

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

brothers and sisters i have SEEN the promised land. there is an apartment over a grocery store. the bus comes every six minutes. you can walk to a bar. there is no surface parking. glory be

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually

[g @34rths]

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

A white boy with motion will stay with motion until stopped by an outside force (newtons law)

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Ryker, a German Shepherd, failed his service dog certification after getting distracted by a plush elephant during his focus test.

His owner bought him the toy anyway, and he later went viral carrying it proudly through a train station. 🐶❤️

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

penguin drinking delicious coffee at the ideal temperature

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Say hello to Couscous the little blue penguin chick hatched on July 7th. Little blue penguins are the smallest penguin species in the world.

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

I think Ms Rachel should be allowed to beat the shit outta some of yall

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

no you can’t come over I’m helping the working dogs unionize

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

@krautrockah See you get it

[Tess Maria @tm_2900]

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” um ok I would move over

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

Haven't seen a faucet like this in a while and that makes me sad

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[fenlon @1fenlon]

Television is very excited for her first Autumn. she's already been practicing her Halloween posture for next month

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

baby gonzo means so much to me

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”

Me at the bar:

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city