Shoutout to @dafoomie for the highlight package that perfectly encapsulates Patrice Bergeron's greatness, 200 foot domination. "Patrice Bergeron Under the Radar Highlights." Also, Kessel squaking "F*ck You Bergy?" at the 2:40 mark as Bergeron strips him of the puck is hilarious.
The amount of mid day nose bleeds that will happen tomorrow at work in the greater Buffalo area tomorrow will be comical. Break out the bad dust imported from nearby Rome New York and chase it down with 35 icy cold Labatt Blues each. They are going to be partying like the great depression just ended in update NY.
-93.1
If you had bough $1000 worth of Beyond Meat stock five years ago, it would be now worth $4
With AMC, you would have $26 left
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
I will not be watching bad bunny halftime show
I will not be watching kid rock halftime show
I will most likely be sitting on the toilet getting ready for the second half
If you have a bf/gf who’s a Patriots fan, please give them space to enjoy the Super Bowl tonight. Watching their specific team play in the big game only happens 10 or 11 times in a lifetime
Gavin McKenna in the last month:
• 14pts in 7 NCAA games
• 2nd on Team Canada in points at WJC
• had one of the coldest photos of all-time at beaver stadium
• knocked a guy out and broke his jaw
• acquired and beat a felony case
He's so showtime.