I seriously have a problem y’all. I can’t get / stay off my phone since discovering TikTok. I’m a mess and so is my life 😂 #sendhelpnotnudes#fixitjesus
You know I just wanna live my life
You know I just wanna shine my light
You know I just wanna give what I got to the world and then go back home
Because I only get this one life
So I think I’m gonna give my life up to God
Cause he’s got me back on stage singing … ❤️
K: hey mom can I invite a boy to my party? It’s ok bc he’s “zesty”
Me: idc who you invite but no one’s staying the night, esp no boys
K: but why? He’s gay?!?
🤦🏾♀️
How do I explain this to a ten year old?
Birthdays are wierd. Everyone else is congratulating you for living another year, and I’m just trying to figure out how much longer I can afford to keep breathing. Le sigh. 😔 Here’s to 35… I guess ? 🥺
It’s the 2nd of Aug and y’all already posting 🎃 shit. 🤦🏾♀️
My bday isn’t until the 22nd so y’all gone stop disrespecting me with this fall szn bs 😂
Fall is my favorite season but just let me enjoy these last few weeks of summer plzzzz
You know how when you go to brush something off away from you but it comes back to you? 🪃 Why is the fabric designed this way? And why can’t my brain brush towards me instead of away? 😩 🧠
Why am I fighting to live if I’m just living to die? Why am I trying to breathe when there ain’t nothing in sight? Why am I trying to give when no one gives me a try? On I wonder if they’ll laugh when I am ded ☠️ 😂
If I could one day be able to afford a two-bedroom ANYTHING on my own by myself, the feeling of NOT being kicked in the ribs when these kids stretch out would feel amazing. 🥹
I just wanna sleep in peace. 😭
Random af 💨…. but it’s crazy how we really used to just empty out our spit valves 🎺 on the carpet in the band room 😂
Be in the middle of a song and just hawking brass loogies everywhere to get rid of that “gurgle” in slide 2 before the “good part” comes 😂
#whatif ..hear me out.. Tenants decided one day like, ‘No, you’re not gonna increase my rent. This is what we all came together and agreed to pay and this is what you’ll get.’ ?
Can we do that? Or is it just going to go up each year? Is any of this legal? #askingforafriend 🤔
“I put my pants on the same way as you”.
But how do you know? Are you SUREEE?!?!?
What if it’s left foot then right foot for you, and I’m right foot and then left foot!? 🤔
Or…. Maybe Beyoncé said it right. #youdontfeelmypain#leothings