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[Mac @TMacM30]

This is a perfect example of how a woman or man may act https://t.co/6UIgfQek67

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

"Why didn't you fight back?"

Thee BEST explanation you will EVER hear regarding rape.
#EpsteinFiles

Watch it!
Turn it up!
And PLEASE RT!

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

Turns out this was real, and angels exist!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Everyone banged on about doing “No Mow May” but nobody mentioned the following month would be “can’t bloody mow anyway because it won’t stop sodding raining for three seconds June”

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

I’m sorry if people have been having a go at you because of my tweet. Not at all the plan. I was very slightly drunk and already upset about something that had nothing to do with you. If it’s any comfort, I got it in the neck too. I’m a thin-skinned twat, apparently, even though it wasn’t my skin. I was sticking up for the writers who I adored. Obviously I shouldn’t have cited Bach/Kahlo/Moore - asking for trouble - and would have done better to go for the 10,000 blues songs written around the same 12 bar chord structure. I’ve listened to most of them and will keep doing so. Because we love what we love.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Mac @TMacM30]

@NiallHarbison She is an absolute stunner!! Well done to all of you 🥰

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

What a difference 48 hours makes.

Even I was stunned at the progress Skye made today ❤️

[Mac @TMacM30]

@hehesarax @grok Could someone with Premium please ask Grok to do Lewis Hamilton 🙏

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

I welcome HMRC’s conclusion, which has cleared me of any wrongdoing.

I have been exonerated by HMRC of the accusation that I deliberately sought to avoid tax.

When purchasing a home of my own with a mortgage, I did not own any other property and had no personal financial interest in the court-instructed trust set up to manage my son’s financial award. I was advised by experts that I should pay stamp duty at the standard rate.

I set out to pay the correct amount of tax. I took reasonable care and acted in good faith, based on the expert advice I received, and HMRC has accepted this.

I have always sought to act with integrity, and I believe politicians should be held to high standards - that is why I resigned from government and cooperated fully with HMRC. 

I wanted to ensure that I paid every penny that I owed, and have done so. I am relieved that my family can now move on - and that I can get on with my job.

[Mac @TMacM30]

@fesshole Love me a "bottle of dog " Can't imagine "local rivalries " stopping me drinking it! 😆

[Mac @TMacM30]

@Symply_rhoda1 Yes,a relief from all the pregnancy symptoms but for me that instant love for my babies made me forget about how rubbish the pregnancy was! ❤️

[Formula 1 @F1]

Forever in our thoughts

Remembering Ayrton Senna today, and every day 💛💚

[Mac @TMacM30]

@Ayodelebiodun @fiagirly Is this true

[Mac @TMacM30]

@AKauwela @NothingButPollz Are they ever gonna come back? Or have they gone forever? What do u think 🤔

[Mac @TMacM30]

@AKauwela @NothingButPollz Nope not for a few days now. Im missing it! 😔

[Mac @TMacM30]

@AKauwela @NothingButPollz I take it u can't either?

[Mac @TMacM30]

@anon_opin Its 2026.....eat with whatever utensils are right for you! Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?

[Mac @TMacM30]

@NothingButPollz Very pretty. ❤️ 😍. Im in the U.K and springtime seems a way off today. Its snowed, hailed , rained with bits of Sunshine in between. 4 seasons in one day!

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote