@thechynnabee One time my little cousin started yelling “why is that mans penis in that ladies mouth?!!” Turns out my step dad was watching BJ porn upstairs and connected it to the 80 inch family TV🥴😂
Going through my twitter thinking about how I almost died trying to kill myself in High School but instead I’m laying with my beautiful 1 year old daughter happier than I thought I would ever be. Hang on kids... it will get better. #SuicideAwareness
*opening gifts*
me: :D
my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝
my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—