tristen

weinermobile enthusiast & wawa hashbrown aficionado

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

We need to get the Ents together and take down data centres like Isengard.

[📋 @foehah]

me when i get low iron and start seeing spots

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[bezzy @bezzypoo]

whats the target audience for this song

[tristen @tmaedavis]

post-coachella venmo requests are coming through

[roni* @supesvoid]

🕯lewis pullman as bob floyd will return🕯

[victor @40sqft]

icl i ain’t know iggy pop had scoliosis i thought that was his swag lean

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

My coworker said I dress like I caught a lizard and I'm waiting for a chance to show it to everyone

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Netanyahu has CANCER

[tristen @tmaedavis]

these spam texts are getting way too good

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Thinking about burgers

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

it’s mainstream to make fun of charlie now but some of us were gettin jokes off before the body hit the ground

[Viv 🌙☀️ @vivilu_on]

“you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they dont like brienne of tarth for real

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I almost cheered when Ned Stark popped up halfway into that thing. I would’ve followed you my brother.

[tristen @tmaedavis]

just realized i haven’t seen a cybertruck in weeks

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

the US government is DOXXING santa's live location once again. probably with palantir's help. a man providing mutual aid to children, and the state treats him like a THREAT. the elves aren't unionized. we need to do better

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Just realized I’ll turn 67 in 2069.