superb owl szn

I do law things and debate things. proud dad to Asimov. He/him. #YNWA

MTG since 1997 moxfield: asianfriedrice

Ya hya chouhada

[Dave Thul @davethul]

Fact check- Juneteenth was passed by the US Congress.

Unanimous in the Senate.

415-14 in the House.

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

When MLB teams wear the red, white, and blue hats on the Fourth of July, a foreign born player should slap their home country's flag onto the hat, just as a social experiment.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I love when right wingers talk about games and immediately reveal they literally know nothing

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

If kids played outside nowadays, we'd end up with a 17.00 curfew for under 18s because pensioners don't like the noise

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

[Compute The Resistance™️🍉 @MixtUpMixy]

You mean like *checks notes* this?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the quarter zip, dress sneaker, skinny chino industry is trying to silence me

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix]

As it gets popular

[superb owl szn @tmakalpha]

Misbehaving foreigner in Vietnam: what are they gonna do, Banh Mi? Ahahahah

Locals: hahahaha

(Immediately deported and restricted for 1000 years)

[Minnesota Sports Fan @HendrickD82]

John Henry took the Sterling money and bet it all on Leicester City to win the 15/16 Premier League.

Turned 50mil into 250bil. The Reds can spend what they want.

[. @Arhlzz]

Theres grown men with fully developed brains arguing that the Portuguese players are not passing to Ronaldo and playing bad on purpose bc they’re trying to sabotage him. And they fully believe this

[Semog🐬 @MarcelloSemog]

@tuitero_rafael “Ancelotti, você preferia colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou equilibrar um aro de bicicleta na bunda?”

Ancelotti:

[All Things Liverpool @ATLiverpool_]

You spent £100m on Antony...

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Just mental illness really isn’t it

[Ben Pobjie @HartWexford]

"You refuse to even consider the arguments against universal suffrage! You don't even know what the arguments are!"

"OK, What are the arguments?"

"That's none of your business!"

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

This tweet appeared on my timeline so many times in the last 2 days and I audibly laughed every time I saw it. One of the best ever.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

this guy was hand-designed by god to toss James Bond across a room into some cabinets

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

I grew up on us getting rejected by Clint Dempsey

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

Before 2021, the narrative was that Messi was a bad leader. #NeverForgiveNeverForget

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

I've said it before, Portugal need to organise a fake World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo during the real thing so he believes he's playing against DR Congo when all the players are actors. Genuinely think he'd fall for it, not sure he knows who any of his teammates are anyway.