Tony Maldonado

just the right amount of stupid

[Tony Maldonado @tmaldo11]

If there was a degree for disappointing my parents I’d have graduated with honors

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@KyleSloter Plus, their lack of defense basically requires them to win via shoot out week in and week out and that is not a sustainable system for a young QB to grow in

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@justrunninthru 👎

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@justrunninthru 🐟

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@PokesportsPod I got the goat vespiquen to masterball this season, would love to see y’all use these goobers

[Tony Maldonado @tmaldo11]

Tired, always tired

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Getting real tired of calling an @Uber and then finding out it’s going to be 3 to 4 business days before my ride gets here

[Root @RootTangle]

People aren’t saying it’s transphobic to play Hogwarts Legacy JUST because J.K. Rowling is a TERF.

They’re saying it because she came out and said every dollar she gets in royalties goes to anti-trans programs.

There is a direct line between your purchase and her politics.

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@_Asuria_ 🐝

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A comedy where Pete Davidson wants to marry, Eminem’s daughter

[Martale @MartaleMusic]

When a person makes up their mind about who they think you are, it is NOT your job to change that. Let em think they know 🤡

[Tony Maldonado @tmaldo11]

If your trauma is your entire personality, go to therapy

[Tony Maldonado @tmaldo11]

@espn Taylor, Heinicke?

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Pokemon - so it’s a dolphin

The fans

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@elonmusk is the living embodiment of wisdom as a dump stat

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If I were a celebrity pastor, my stage name would be Mike Titheson

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@Rapzilla I would watch 12 episodes of indy tribe indy tribing

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Yo why does the shuffle on the Apple TV work so much better than any of the other devices?

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@justrunninthru I am a God… There’s very little downside

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@NFL As a Vikings fan I got to give it to the Lambo leap, that shits iconic

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Official petition to bring back the phrase hip and happening