Taylor

the world should have ended in 2012

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

How we doin on breadsticks over here?

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

[sally darr @sallydarr]

are the aliens over 6 foot and fully over their ex because I could be interested

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m going bowling this weekend either way

[wengel @wengelll]

oppenheimer is gonna do for Physics degrees what greys anatomy did for med school

[A.J. Bauer @ajbauer]

I have been in Germany a week and somehow I am only now learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread — in space.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

If u can show me something crazier you’ve ever seen just sitting out in a restaurant I’ll be blown away.

[Ea-Nasir @alistaircoleman]

Is… is it Paddington?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

What’s a girl supposed to do with her life when she’s blessed with a certain je ne sais quoi but no discernible practical skills… what do I do with this star power

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

i’m bored should i get on accutane and then have a baby

[Kingpin 🇪🇸 @Kareem_P]

Barbie marketing budget>

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

THE PEOPLE’S KEN

[lary ❀ @brontesister]

rip freddie mercury i know you would’ve loved paul mescal

[J-dawg @H4TEDEMON]

High as fuck cant stop laughing at this

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

when will Greta Gerwig make a movie about them?

[sharty @wowanothersarah]

Girl dinner