Taylor H

Just follow your heart, that's what I do.

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@UnderdogNFL glad i trusted my gut and started him over Saquon tn

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@rotobot_ai Pick 3 RBs: Saquon, Braelon, Ollie, Mason, Coleman

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@UnderdogNFL My fantasy team is in shambles rn

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@BradOnMessage He’s giving Trump a taste of his own medicine. Not unwarranted and definitely not “his whole shtick” unlike Trump who IS a one trick pony. Do better

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@MERICAxFIRST @libsoftiktok What office is Bernie running for right now, ill wait.

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@UHouston @libsoftiktok Trump is literally out here bribing voters, but this is where conservatives draw the line.

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@davis6 @Blossom_SAS it was a neutral flyer about getting out the vote. stay mad

[Taylor H @tmans713]

It’s not a flying car.. it’s a “falling with style” car

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@UnderdogNFL they're calling it the softest roster in the NFL

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@RightWingCope not very belevolent of you!

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@WhiteHouse the auto-pen administration

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”

[Dripbits @dripbitsnft]

Who did this? Absolute banger

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@NopeSignal he went to the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Taylor H @tmans713]

@jackunheard it's called tough love 🫶

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Taylor H @tmans713]

Look out for fools tomorrow.. some of them are hiding in plain sight

[Taylor H @tmans713]

subscription culture has gotten out of hand.. I don't want to be billed endlessly for a service I'm going to forget about in a week.