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[ChelseaSchürrle (Joe) @ChelseaShurrle]

Am I okay to walk from Wembley Park station to Wembley stadium tomorrow or would that require me swimming through swamps?

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

that united fan could've had two haircuts 💇‍♂️

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

For a guy supposedly called my "brother" I've never seen him make broth even once

[Tom. @tmappl]

@tit_twatter @babarasghar @simsgazette You

[Tom. @tmappl]

@tit_twatter @babarasghar @simsgazette No clue what you just said… but what do you genuinely expect from Lewis this season, out of curiosity? Be honest.

[Tom. @tmappl]

@tit_twatter @babarasghar @simsgazette Thanks, happy learning! Hopefully you’ll pick this up:

Driver go fast because car built good. Driver go fast because team do good tactic. Driver go fast because driver can use hands eyes and feet good.

Wow so many factors!

[Tom. @tmappl]

@tit_twatter @babarasghar @simsgazette Please educate yourself on how F1 works.

[аlina🥂 @mercedarri]

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Sir Lewis Hamilton is the most successful F1 driver in HISTORY🐐

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

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[geronimo Toy Story updates @gerothebolter]

well they both ended jake gyllenhaal on a bridge

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

That’s my favourite goal we’ve ever conceded 😂

Bruno randomly scrapping on the halfway line and then Amad boots the ball into his own net😭😭

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

I’m liking the fluidity of the front line movement.

Doesn’t feel giddy to say I think we’ll win every game including the World Cup.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

@mercedarri had me worried for a second

[harry @_harrymcbeth]

I just cannot fathom how, as a football fan, you let your sheer misogyny rob you of enjoying moments like tonight.

[Positivity Vibe Tribe @PositivityVibe_]

"are you okay?"

no i miss my favorite person

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Human beings are the only species on earth who are all a bunch of morons.