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[Remember and never forget that cops are not your friends. Cops murder innocent people, innocent BLACK people, in droves and they do not hesitate to hurt civilians. Civilians who are constitutionally protected. The police are the criminals. The police are lawless thugs.]

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Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows.

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(salt)

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(CLICK.)

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(THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS.)

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(SILENCE.)

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(FOOTSTEPS.)

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(SOUND CUTS IN MIDWAY THROUGH THE ARCHIVIST SCREAMING.)

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Martin! (slightly louder) Martin!

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(I'm not mad I'm just disappointed)

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(THERE'S A SOFT KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK AT THE DOOR.)

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Let me know if you see any good cows.

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I love you.

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(MUSIC.)

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(WRITHING WORM SOUNDS.)

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Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in downtown old-

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Supplemental.

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I thought you might be lost.

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(HE SNIFFS, AND THEN LETS OUT A SOUND THAT'S SOMEWHAT WHEEZY, ALMOST STRANGLED. IT'S UNCLEAR IF IT'S A HUMORLESS LAUGH, OR HIM NEAR TEARS. POSSIBLY BOTH.)

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'MR. SPIDER WANTS ANOTHER GUEST FOR DINNER' it reads, 'IT IS POLITE TO KNOCK.'

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Knock knock.