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Placed 3rd in league bowling 😎

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Did Dr. Pepper get his PHD in therapeutic medicine cuz got damn that shit is good.

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Is there an app for static electricity?

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About to install seat belts in my couch so I can strap myself in while I watch Bad Girls Club

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My conversation with the Dr. be like

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Why did Rubben Studdard apologize to a point in time?

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Imagine Supermarket Sweep at a dollar store.

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Tomorrow starts a 4 day weekend and painting projects!

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Playing the piano is like Dance Dance Revolution but for your fingers.

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Five Below is the Gucci of dollar stores.

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Wyatt Earp would totally listen to Daughtry.

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If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why is there a song about it?

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I enjoy sour cream with lime juice.

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omelette du fromage

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Oh man that's a bummer, might have fucked this whole thing up.

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It's definitely a Coors Light kind of day.

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@Rhubarb_Crisp Murphy's heaven

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Damn, I still have a Chalupa in the fridge.

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Murph has got to stop breathing on my shorts.

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Fuck those bozos.

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3 Doors Down is just one Jesus reference away from being Christian Rock.