midwest emo clown

they/them • 26 • poly/nm • opinions/posts are entirely my own and do not reflect my employer(s)

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

how do i become a professional monster truck driver

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this entire meal used to cost $0.50 when baby boomers were our age

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

@skagirlsummer new reaction pic just dropped that's crazy LMFAOOOOO

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

@oghashtag i need to try one so bad tbh

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

Is it unethical for me to go on dates knowing I’m incapable of being loved at this specific time

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

@splitmaude bush did 9/11 hat at six flags is incredibly funny 😭

[doll 🧁 @nmeowies]

it’s so obvious when someone just likes the idea of you and not who you really are

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i have tasted unemployment and i have tasted employment. i recommend not being born.

[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Substance abuse

[tomie tang uwu @tomiethetang]

usually if ppl have few/no friends it’s bc they struggle w/ social skills, depression, or have a busy schedule. none of those are moral failings. however I find it consistent that highly manipulative & selfish ppl are often charismatic & have huge friend groups who enable them

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

matcha run got me out of the house but it's 76 in mke i need to get druuuunk

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

lowkey not worth $10+tip

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

i know it's like 4:40pm but i am going to go get an ube matcha even if it kills me

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

i know it's like 4:40pm but i am going to go get an ube matcha even if it kills me

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

yeah

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

@lelechopper i believe u!!!!! seeing you in any capacity is worth it to me

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

i miss ellie so bad ):

[neon genesis evangEllieon @lelechopper]

i miss laila :(

[midwest emo clown @tmbrunch]

me i'm the roommate

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

went back to a girls apartment after a date and her roommate was smoking weed and watching bluey when we walked in