Tayler

I don't know what I'm doing, but I know how to do it. She/her

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Ima start claiming tables that tip less than 10% as charity on my taxes so that way they actually help improve my finances

[dim ? ! @phhskissy]

hozier fucking wrote “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door” and you text me wassup

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

@cgslanturn Happy birthday Caleb!!!

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Ma’am I brought you wet naps there’s no need to shove your hands in your water glass

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Manager: hey could you like, not be late every day?
Me: absolutely ridiculous. Unbelievable. I’m quitting.

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

My dog will be like “let’s cuddle:)” at 3:14am then just lay his whole ass body on my head

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

This is how I see every toddler anyway

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

There are two men who look completely identical where I live to the point where people get them confused all the time. The twist is ones cop and ones a big time coke dealer 😬

[DFA New Haven @DFANewHaven]

what people from the rest of the country think people from connecticut are like

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

@KevinFoxJr Ima need a recipe plz

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Sometimes I forget how gross men are, then one speaks to me

[e taylor @erinisaway]

sorry I couldn’t respond to ur text, supply chains are soooooo messed up rn

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Me: oh gross a cockroach
South Carolinian: that’s not a cockroach, it’s a palmetto bug :)
Me: … what’s the difference?
SC: they fly :)

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

*new coworker watching me struggle to open a difficult bottle of wine* “… so how long have you worked in food and bev?”

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

when is it my turn?

[Tayler @tmcbarron]

Me: after Labor Day things will slow down :)
Me after Labor Day: oh cool I work 7 days this week

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

Pretty rude a professor hasn’t given me a choice out of three starter Pokémon yet