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welcome to my brain

[miia @miiagarro]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[greg @greg16676935420]

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

“you’re a fucking psychopath” at least i’m on a path babe sort your life out

[s @bambinasalina]

why is everybody under a 2016 psychosis

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Asking my landlord if he has any cyber Monday deals

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[alex @dontblamealex]

Fresh out the slammer and no body no crime must’ve hit different in that cell

[Eric @EricG1247]

I thought houses with sex offenders can't hand out candy?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[jynx @jynxbby]

woke up as a beautiful genius sweetheart hilarious angel again today

[tay @tmcclung14]

You’re not a “high value male”. You’re literally just a dude. Hope this helps ❤️

[𝓚𝓲𝓶ˇ @livsblur]

I hate liking someone. I always feel like I like u more than u like me

[z @qtyzara]

please don’t flirt with me if you just want something causal!!!! i am not built for situationships ANYMORE !!! i am A LOVER!!!! I want 2 be a girlfriend !!!!!!!!!

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

I hope Jalen Hurts team wins because he’s pretty. I know nothing about football. I’m mostly watching for the commercials and half time. But he deserves to win for being so pretty

[jynx @jynxbby]

men used to fight in wars and now they unsend messages when you don’t reply

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

President of the United States

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i hope they kill each other like beta fish