Boobie Bob

I’ve been on the cover of The Rolling Stones.. I met the president when I was half stoned.

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

This morning I walked outside to start my truck and I see my neighbor letting his dog piss on the tire even after he sees me coming. so instead of Batista bombing his ass into next week and making him lick the tire clean, I kept my composure and hit the panic button instead.

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Told the bitch get like Michael Jackson and beat it.

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@mikaelaveltri

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@mikaelaveltri Jeffy’s is still working too

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@mikelopron825 bro u suck

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Fuck that bitch

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

To the 4th grade teacher that told me I’d never amount to anything...

I now have a TikTok account with 13 followers

What now bitch.

https://t.co/HxIxcAEsPa

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Fuck my 4th grade teacher bro

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

U could not be crazy

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If the screen door don’t squeak it ain’t a screen door

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@_itssJO__ Idk, can u?

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Bad tweet.

[jo @_itssJO__]

Florida doesn’t seem any smarter but at least there’s beaches

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

@JenniSwisha Shut up jennayyy

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Sometimes you can’t have what you want, but if you keep asking, you might get what you need- some drunk old man that got cut off at the bar

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@bryannagum

[madi nuzum 🫧 @madison_nuzum]

"If you can eat the wiener, you can drink the juice"

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Does Stacy’s mom still got it going on?

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@jstevez_ Thanks man

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

9 years ago today my brother made me this Twitter account

If you don’t like my tweets take it up with him

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Just tried to unlock my front door with the remote to my truck..
#sotallytober

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My cum probably tastes like menthol juul pod and redbull

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HOW TF DO GIRLS SLEEP SO MUCH??

[Boobie Bob @tmenas3]

Life’s a bitch, but she’s my bitch