Thomas Mertz

Disqualified from the human race for shoving.

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

@LauraEChrist Faktisk, hvis man er rigtig heldig hjælper ens date med at få den brugt.

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@stinelinnemann Det siger bare ikke så skidemeget længere. :/

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@stinelinnemann Øj. Han har det vildt.

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@DrGJackBrown @MonicaLewinsky Remember. You can’t be punished for crimes that failed

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

Is the Magic Keyboard for the iPad Pro worth it?

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@JoeyDoughnuts_ @UberFacts You better goddamn believe it. Witches are dope.

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@stinelinnemann Crypto. 😢

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@ewpaisley This thread is the only type of content I really require in my life.

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@ewpaisley All of these examples are equally valid in Southern Jutland.

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@stinelinnemann Sådan en paddehatte sky er skåret ind i hjernen på alle boomere. Derfor. Det er barndomstraumer.

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@KStevnhoej @stinelinnemann De har snart anholdt flere af deres egne borgere end de har mistet unge mænd i en vanvittig krig.

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@nerdd A hvaffor noget? Har Pape sprunget en sikring?

[Richard Engel @RichardEngel]

Olesya got married today in a battlefield ceremony in Kyiv as Russian forces push closer into the city.

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

@peterbrodersen Peter.

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@Heilemann Your son is wise beyond his years.

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@abitunsound Pokkers. Der kan jeg ikke hjælpe. Men hvis du finder et godt tilbud må du gerne dele.

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

@abitunsound Kan https://t.co/3fGqvRKjdC ikke svare på det?

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

@peterbrodersen Eller virksomheder der er “innovative”.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

To the free people of the world!

We feel your support. We see your demonstrations with our flags. We hear your chants. This helps us fight the horrific Russian evil.

Ukraine holds its ground ✊

We. Will. Not. Fall.

#StandWithUkraine

[Thomas Mertz @tmertz]

@happeningfish It certainly served me well.