Tim Mesarch

[Tim Mesarch @tmesarch]

@FiraxisGames The original Civilization was my first Sid Meier game, if that counts.

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@PlanetXGamesCo I ordered and played it with my brothers. The game was pretty basic, but about all there was for people trying to replicate DotD in game form.

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@Faustuszero @Big5Army @Marvelman76 This was a reprint, but 10-year-old me didn't know or care.

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I never really listened to the lyrics in John Barry's score for Out of Africa before...

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@GailSimone So it's Shrek. Got it.

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@RealMrClean When did Homer Simpson get an earring?

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@SurfaceSupport Is there a travel charger for the original Surface Pro? All I have is the bulky docking station.

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Cleaning the guts out of a pumpkin is like the home version of The Walking Dead.

[Tim Mesarch @tmesarch]

Only 340 pay periods left until I can retire. Is it time to start coasting yet?

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Just saw a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. Unless current freebooting gear includes jogging shorts, dude was probably NOT a pirate.

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Bulletman probaby had a lot of concussions. http://t.co/wHL8ownwFH

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Bagel alchemy: Take one everything bagel, toss it in a bag with six other bagels. Presto--they're all everything bagels!

[Tim Mesarch @tmesarch]

Dear Publishers: Please take a break for a year or two, give me a chance to catch up.

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Bear spotted in Palisades neighborhood, probably searching for #redpanda.

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Blue pants, white shirt, bald head. I am rocking aHomer Simpson look today.

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Restaurants: Get a real website. I'm not following you on Facebook. I just want menu, phone number, and address. Don't need "our philosophy"

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I don't expect all farmers' market produce to look perfect and ideal, but this strawberry resembles Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.

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Free idea: story about an expert stoneworker named Ace Mason. Call it Ace Mason, Ace Mason.

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Funny that the Hamburglar never realized what a great score was right there, on Mayor McCheese's shoulders.

[Tim Mesarch @tmesarch]

#Cicadas emerge, realize it's freezing, hit snooze button for another seventeen years.