LMEYP

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

This girls are full of surprises, like ai really??😂🤦‍♂️

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Niger babe never seize to amaze me bro 😭🤦‍♂️

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Niger babe never seize to amaze me bro 😭🤦‍♂️

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Let me eat ya, while u record it and let u send it to them bitchs u think i fw

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

First time I ate pussy I knew it was for me 😂😂😂😂😂

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

“Omg your voice is so cute” Aiit lemme talk you thru a nut

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

@CallmehPrime Vro 🥀

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Never Kissed. - 20 points
Still Virgin. - 20 points
Never Smoked - 20 points
Never Cheated - 20 points
Never Drink. - 20 points

mine :80 points whats yours ??

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

We need one that suck dih too

[sol sey @slimeballpuxxi]

They should make sex toys that eat ur pussy

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Tbh as a guy if you get hard while beside me It would legit piss me off and that the first and last time we talking, cause tf is that?

[🎀🎀 @alimahtoxic]

I’m curious: is it the same for guys? If you look at another guy, do you sometimes get hard and horny just from how good he looks? Because as a woman, I sometimes see a big-titty MILF or a woman with a big soft ass and literally get so wet 😭😭😭😭

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

@Emivybez20 The weather cold

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

ATP I might just get married just to fuck everyday 😭😭😭😭😭

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Dear Mom...everything you did will be worth it soon I promise.

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

Why do guys like sex so much?

[LMEYP @tmexsy]

I wonder if when you're fucking with a fever, the guy feels the pussy hotter too or if it's got nothing to do with it

[LORD FALCON @DanielD33696526]

I checked my bank account this evening and immediately closed the app before the tears could load completely 😭😂.......

[OREOFE @Oreofe_06]

I gave one woman lift today and she started doing anyhow in my car.

I was driving when I saw her standing by the roadside looking frustrated.

Out of pity, I stopped and asked where she was going.

She entered the car happily and thanked me.

As we were moving, this woman brought out her phone and started doing video quietly.

I didn’t pay attention.

I thought maybe she was just pressing phone normally.

Few minutes later, somebody called her on video call.

I heard her say.

“Yes ma. I hired a driver. I am on my way."

I looked at her sharply.

Driver who?

Before I could process it fully, madam adjusted the camera slightly toward me to show evidence.

When the call ended, I asked her why she didn't just say she got a lift.

She laughed.

"Ma nothing o."

At that point I kuku parked the car immediately.

I turned and looked at her peacefully.

“Madam, come down.”

She laughed thinking I was joking.

I repeated it again.

“Please come down and wait for the driver you hired.”

The woman became serious immediately.

She started apologizing and laughing nervously.

But no.

I cannot be doing free charity work and still get promoted to personal driver against my will.

She came down respectfully.

I drove off my thing.

C: Mgbeodichinma

[Eric 🎀🎀 @E4ICDIE4_]

This man Sheikh Dr. Ahmad Abubakar Gumi is one of the major problems Nigeria has.
But Nigeria is still wasting time detaining him for questioning...

[Optimum @optimumDCT]

@XOOBNetwork
Family

Honestly, it’s getting really discouraging. My impression on @XOOBNetwork keeps improving and my points keep increasing, yet I still can’t break into the top 1k

[Nungua Rihanna's Son⚛️⚡ @PhaantomUchiha]

Lionel Andres Messi the football god
The greatest of all time 👍 made football so easy like riding a bicycle

[Itohan 🐘 🌟 💜 supremos baby @itohan_olat]

There’s this couple I know who decided from the beginning that the wife would have all their children through C-sections because the husband believed it would help her “remain tight” down there.

Nine years later, they now have four children, all delivered through CS.

The twist now is that all four are girls.

Now the husband desperately wants to try one last time for a boy.

Their doctors have advised against another pregnancy, and her family is strongly opposed to it too. But the husband and his family keep pressuring her to have one more child.

I was honestly shocked when I found out today that she’s pregnant again.

I genuinely feel sorry for her.