princess peach

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[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

My dad let me hit his blunt the day Michael Jackson d!ed n I got so fried I thought it was my fault😭

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

and i’m glad we did! i love having a job, i love that the money i earn is mine, i love that it goes into an account in my name, onto a card in my name. i love having ownership over my life

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said “just get both, it’s your day” and I was like "omg is it your birthday??’ and she said” no, he says that every day”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[blanc @dqveed]

This is what AI took from us

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Say no

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

A nonchalant person has absolutely nothing to offer me fr

[princess peach @tmf9497]

I wanna know who’s responsible for my Spotify discover weekly. Hand to hand combat is the only way we’re going to solve this.

[Xpress aka DJXP @xpressakadjxp]

This is one of the best pieces of content I’ve seen this week 😭😭😭

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[yearnie mac @KNGSHxT]

nah a quick lil bort and fade would start the weekend off right.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?

[E @thejordanelyse]

and if you really sit back and think… you’re living in at LEAST 3 answered prayers rn. there’s always something to be grateful for

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

You know them videos where the wife b like “I’m sorry I can’t pay the mortgage this month” and the husband like “yo ass don’t pay it anyway” that’s what I want in life.

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

How many fathers do you suppose die every single year unnecessarily due to denied claims? Ballpark.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.