the best ever DM out of denton

a bard weaves magic through @mountain_goats to inspire allies, demoralize foes, manipulate minds, create illusions, and even heal wounds. made by @sheishistoric

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a kobold bard is poisoned as a result of a monster's attack. 'God will give him blood to drink', they sing while playing their bagpipes.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a warforged bard Teleports to a new location. 'Going to Jamaica', they joke.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'I'm in the living room watching the Watergate hearings', a hobgoblin bard howls as he attacks with a gauntlet.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a changeling bard Teleports to a new location. 'Going to Lebanon', they mumble.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a fire genasi bard attacks with a javelin. 'Your star next to my face', they wisecrack.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a dwarf bard pulls out their dulcimer to play 'Alphonse Mambo', an old folk song detailing the triumphs and tribulations of the Alpha Couple.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a fire genasi bard casts Mass Suggestion. 'In case the scene gets nasty', they cheep.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a mountain dwarf bard Teleports to a new location. 'Going to Maine', they shriek.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'And the aperture yawning and blinking', a veldaken bard jokes as she begins whistling healing words to annoy their party member.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Listen as a shifter bard sits down to play 'The Last Day Of Jimi Hendrix's Life' in a tavern.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a tortle bard pulls out their horn to play 'One Winter At Point Alpha Privative', an old folk song detailing the triumphs and tribulations of the Alpha Couple.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'Where are you going?' asks a party member. 'Going to Lubbock', responds the bard.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a gith bard Teleports to a new location. 'Going to Queens', they jest.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a high elf bard Teleports to a new location. 'Going to Miami', they bawl.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a gnome bard is paid to sing the praises of the village's politician during the campaign. 'About a two days' drive from here', they warble.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

Oh, a nalfeshnee tiefling bard is wacky. 'And you said that we made such a pretty pair', they holler.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'The cellar door is an open throat', a kobold bard shouts as he attempts to deceive a balor tiefling spy when asked about their motivations.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'Still warm', an eladrin elf bard trills as she decides to leave the party and strike out alone.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'You'll rise up free and easy on that day', a tiefling bard interjects as she casts Hold Monster while fighting a Dragon Turtle.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'But you've got to admit, she's a real nice kid', a stout halfling bard clamors as she sings a victorious song after defeating a Swarm of Spiders.

[the best ever DM out of denton @tmgdnd]

'Where are you going?' asks a party member. 'Going to Japan', responds the bard.