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♌️♌️♐️❗️ Wubz N Wonkz❗️ur local angel without wings has arrived

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Payday Be Like

8:59AM
Bank Account: $1,600.43

9:01AM
Bank Account: $14.36

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day

[addie @aclclie]

brushed teeth then smoked weed ate ice cream

[holy brat @sidefeta]

They won’t tell u this but one of the best parts about being a waitress is when u catch your reflection in the mirrors lining the restaurant and your body looks so fucking tea in the waist apron & your hair tendrils are framing your face & you look so beautiful and happy to serve

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Former manufacturing engineer here. Every White Mystery batch is basically a one-of-one. It’s just a way to use up the leftovers from different flavor batches before the dye is added.

[bry ꕤ @bloodlinebry]

these brands are ACTUALLY pissing me off with this…

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[MyRadar Weather @MyRadarWX]

CONGRATULATIONS Iowa and Illinois – you're more humid than the Amazon Rainforest.

Blame the corn. A single acre of mature corn this time of year can evapotranspirate, or "sweat," between 2,000 and 4,000 gallons of water per day. That moisture festers in the lower atmosphere, making the heat index values unbearable.

Dew points could reach 80 DEGREES. LUCKY US! Every cubic meter of air is holding more than half a shot glass' worth of water.

For comparison, the highest dew point I could find in the Amazon was 79º. So parts of Iowa and Illinois... yep. More humid. Enjoy. :/

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

Corn sweat sounds so made up it pisses me off every year it’s disgusting

[王 @relieffleeting]

2 hours difference between these pics I fell asleep and almost died

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ is now the 6th highest grossing horror film of all time in the U.S., passing ‘THE EXORCIST’.

[ً @prinkasusa]

This man murdered his pregnant wife then strangled both his daughters and threw them in a water tank. This is the picture they use when they speak about him. Privilege is really wild to me.

[solé @layxsnv]

My mini cash app card came 🤣

[Altamira @AltamiraVT]

I remember 14 year old me going “oh cool that’s good for them” not realizing just how important this would be for the rest of my life lol

[Austine @theereal_one]

Nobody will admit it but she kinda ruined Victoria’s career

[Julia @tomhollwho]

THIS FUCKING LEGEND.

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🏰 @saint_witch_]

Meanwhile in reality, the 19 year old waitress is telling her coworkers what a creep you are, and is asking the male servers to drop off the food for her so she doesn’t have to interact with you

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

9 years ago today, 2 Chainz dropped 'PRETTY GIRLS LIKE TRAP MUSIC' 🔥

He painted a Pink house in ATL
He turned it into an art gallery
Hosted a listening party
Converted it into a church
Used it as a free HIV testing clinic