Tonya M. 🌻

Teach kids, take naps, hangout with cats. That’s all.

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

“I love using stars as periods, it’s so romantic”

-A First Grader

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

The way that the simple act of putting on my clothes makes me feel like I’ve ran a marathon 🥴
This baby really said “suffer, mother”

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Student: My mom packed me a bunch of “issues”

Girl, me too.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

destroying your closet for the perfect silly little outfit

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Me to my school Mentee: Maintain a healthy work/life balance, don’t be afraid to cry, you can always ask for help.🌻🧚🏼‍♀️✨💕
Me to me: If you can’t finish your to-do list before leaving, on your own, without a breakdown, you will fail as a teacher. Thems the rules.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I give mental health advice like I ain’t going crazy every 3 days

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

@CaseyOldBrush Chips and queso are appropriate at all times though?

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Just a reminder that Ross Geller is THE worst character. That’s all.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

you expect me to birth a child BEFORE i open up my own coffee shop that is also a flower shop? you’ve gone absolutely mad.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i wont know peace until i have my own built in home library

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

@CaseyOldBrush THANK YOU

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Changed my hair style and color for the first time since 8th grade. Cue the identity crises, and immediate regret. (Followed by being obsessed🤞🏼)

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

@sapphicflautist Following

[jenna @jennagrogan]

✨ spoilers for #StrangerThings ✨
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me when they actually killed off eddie after i ignored all the foreshadowing of his death and gaslit myself for weeks into thinking he’d be fine

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Taking my first sick day in 3 years and the anxiety around not having the day before to prepare my room and plans for a sub has got me by the throat 🥲

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Sometimes I think about the guy who would come into McAlisters and order a chicken spud and then proceed to eat the whole thing like a taco. Gave off big drug dealer vibes. Hope he’s doing well.

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

On todays episode of “Lovingly Roasted by my Students”

“Why do you have a curtain on?”
“It’s a skirt.”
“…are you sure?”

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

I showed my students pictures from the wedding and now they’re all very concerned bc they think @_michaelbeasley stole my glasses.

(I actually just had them off for the pictures but I didn’t bother correcting them)

[Tonya M. 🌻 @tmichele1L]

Everyone who thought it was okay to have Trick Or Treat on a Sunday before school can actually go straight to Hell. That’s all.